MEETING OF THE MAYHEM
Actions to be Taken on Socks
As we all know, our socks have been causing us great distress.
They're everywhere. In the wash. Under the couch. In the
fridge. On the ceiling. It's as if they have their own
secret life and are plotting against us.
Sock Protocol Update: Sock-Grabbing Squads
It's time to get our Sock-Grabbing Squads in order.
We need to assemble the most elite team of Sock-Grabber
operatives. They will be equipped with:
- High-tech Sock-Vision Goggles
- Retractable Sock-Snaggers
- Advanced Sock-Grabbing Algorithms
- Top-secret Sock-Disposal Protocols
These operatives will be deployed in the most strategic locations
to contain the Sock-Infestation and restore order in our
living spaces.
Socks of Destiny: The Sock-Grabbing Squad's Quest
Actions to be Taken on the Fridge (But Not the Socks)