Due to an unexpected influx of interdimensional squirrels, this meeting has been adjourned to a nearby parallel universe.
Reason: The squirrels have taken over the conference room and are demanding more acorns.
Next meeting: RESCHEDULED in the next dimension over.
ADJOURNED AGAIN (because, of course, this meeting was a never-ending cycle of adjournments)
Current adjournment count: 47