Agenda Item 1: "Sudden Onset Sarcasm Syndrome" - A Discussion

Item 1 of 10 in the meeting of the Mayhem. Agenda items include:

• Agenda Item 2: "The Inevitable Invention of Invisibility Cloaks"
• You Are Here
• Agenda Item 4: "The Great Cheese Conspiracy"
• Agenda Item 5: "The Fjord of Eternal Boredom"
• Agenda Item 6: "The Infallible Invention of the Inflatable Castle"
• Agenda Item 7: "The Fanciful Fjords of Fjordland"
• Agenda Item 8: "The Fjord of Eternal Fjordsness"
• Agenda Item 9: "The Invention of the Infinite Sock Drawer"
• Agenda Item 10: "The Sudden Onset of Sarcasm Syndrome's Sudden Onset"

Discussion notes:

The meeting of the Mayhem has been called to address the sudden and inexplicable outbreak of Sudden Onset Sarcasm Syndrome. Reports of widespread eye-rolling, heavy sighing, and general apathy have been flooding in from across the land, and it is imperative that we get to the bottom of this phenomenon.

We will be discussing the following points:

• Is it a thing?
• Is it contagious?
• Can it be cured with more memes?
• Should we establish a national Sarcasm Emergency Response Team (SERT)?
• Is it related to the Invention of the Infinite Sock Drawer, which some say is a known contributor to the Sudden Onset Sarcasm Syndrome?
• Other