Meeting of the Mayhem: Agenda 3

Agenda Items

• Review of the previous meeting's utter chaos
• New business: Involuntary dance breaks
• The Great Coffee Machine Uprising of 2023

Important Announcements

The Mayhem Corporation is proud to announce that our new coffee machine has arrived! However, it has a 99% chance of spilling its contents on anyone within a 5-foot radius.

Please report any spills to the Mayhem's Safety and Liability department.

Disclaimer: The Mayhem Corporation is not responsible for any injuries or property damage caused by our employees, meetings, or coffee machines.

Agenda 5: The mysterious meeting that never actually happened