UNENDING SANDWICH DEBATE MEETING

Meeting of the Mayhem, Agenda Item 1: UNENDING SANDWICH DEBATE

• SPEAKER 1 - THE SANDWICH MASTER

  The Sandwich Master has been known to craft sandwiches so divine, so majestic, so sublime, that mere mortals weep at the mere thought of partaking.

• SPEAKER 2 - THE TOASTER OF DISPUTE

  The Toaster of Dispute has been known to burn the bread of dissent, leaving naught but a smoldering heap of ash and regret.

• SPEAKER 3 - THE MAYHEM MASTERMIND

  The Mayhem Mastermind has been known to craft sandwiches of such complexity, of such bewildering design, that the mere mortals are left to ponder the meaning of it all.

• NOTES

  Notes from the Sandwich Master:

  • Use only the finest meats.
  • Do not skimp on the cheese.
  • Always toast the bread.
• DECISION

  By unanimous decision, we shall declare the sandwich supreme.

• MINUTES

  The minutes shall be taken by the Sandwich Secretary, who shall transcribe the proceedings with utmost care.

• TOPIC 1: THE MEANING OF THE SANDWICH

  Is the sandwich a work of art or a mere convenience food item?

• TOPIC 2: THE SANDWICH AS A STATEMENT OF SOCIETY

  Does the sandwich reflect the values of our society or is it a reflection of our deepest fears?

• VOTE ON THE SANDWICH Cast your vote