Meeting of the Mayhem, Agenda Item 1: UNENDING SANDWICH DEBATE
The Sandwich Master has been known to craft sandwiches so divine, so majestic, so sublime, that mere mortals weep at the mere thought of partaking.
The Toaster of Dispute has been known to burn the bread of dissent, leaving naught but a smoldering heap of ash and regret.
The Mayhem Mastermind has been known to craft sandwiches of such complexity, of such bewildering design, that the mere mortals are left to ponder the meaning of it all.
Notes from the Sandwich Master:
By unanimous decision, we shall declare the sandwich supreme.
The minutes shall be taken by the Sandwich Secretary, who shall transcribe the proceedings with utmost care.
Is the sandwich a work of art or a mere convenience food item?
Does the sandwich reflect the values of our society or is it a reflection of our deepest fears?