Meeting of the Mayhem: Drone Spec Sheet
For the safety and enjoyment of our employees, we've compiled a comprehensive guide to our top-secret Mayhem Drones.
- Chassis: Made from the finest titanium-steel alloys, with a dash of pure, unadulterated Mayhem.
- Propulsion: Our patented Mayhem-Drive system: 300% more explosive than regular drones.
- GPS: Our GPS system has been hijacked by our rival company, "Mayhem Inc." - don't worry, they just want to give you a nice discount.
Technical Specifications:
Speed: 300% faster than regular drones, 200% faster when not looking directly at you.
Range: 500 miles, or until our rival company's lawyers call us out.
Weight: 50 lbs (includes free extra cargo hold for your lunch money).
Battery Life: 1.5 hours, or until you get bored and go home.