MEETING OF THE MAYHEM COMMITTEE

A committee so dysfunctional, it's a wonder we get anything done. But we do.

Item 1: The cat, Mr. Whiskers, is still not paying rent.
Item 2: The new intern is still eating all the free snacks.
Item 3: Someone please, for the love of all that is holy, do the reports.

Subcommittee of the Utterly Incompetent Subcommittee of the Utterly Competent (Just Kidding, They're Not Actually Utterly Competent)

Adjutant of the Month: Bob