Bureaucrat of the Month: Zoinks M. P. Bottomsworth

A stalwart defender of pointless meetings and tedious reports. When not busy chairing the Committee of the Mayhem, Zoinks can be found sipping coffee in the break room.

Honorary degree in Red Tape Theory from the University of Bureaucracy, 2001

Achievements:

• Increased meeting attendance by 30% through aggressive scheduling of meetings within meetings
• Successfully implemented a system for generating 500-page reports in under 5 minutes
• Set a new personal record for most consecutive hours spent on the phone with HR

Notable Quotes:

• "I'd rather have a meeting about having a meeting about having a meeting."
• "The only thing more boring than a meeting is a meeting about a meeting."

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