Meeting of the Mayhem Committee: Geraldine, The Chronic Procrastinator
Geraldine, The Chronic Procrastinator, is a senior member of the Mayhem Committee, renowned for their unparalleled ability to delay even the most critical tasks.
Her impressive record of missed deadlines and unfulfilled promises has earned her a permanent seat on the committee, where she can be found sipping coffee and browsing cat videos.
When not putting off important work, Geraldine enjoys long walks, playing video games, and rearranging her sock drawer.
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