Today's meeting was a protracted affair, with Geraldine taking the prize for most creative use of the 2-hour break.

• Geraldine: "Uh, I was just, uh, reorganizing my notes."
• Tony: "That's not reorganizing, that's just... reorganizing-adjacent."

Key takeaways:

• We should have started this meeting earlier.
• We should have had more donuts.
• Geraldine's hair looks great today.

See more notes from Geraldine's infamous meeting hijacking techniques.