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MEETING OF THE MAYHEM
MEETING OF THE MAYHEM
DECISIONS
January 2026: The month where we all lost our minds
Present:
- Bob, the CEO of Sarcasm Inc.
- Jenny, the CTO of Procrastination Co.
- Mario, the CFO of "I'm Not Late" Enterprises
Decisions:
- We're going to implement a new system for procrastinating, codenamed "Procrasbination".
- We're goingประก cancel the meeting for the next 5 meetings, citing "unforeseen circumstances".
- We're going to order 1000 more chairs for the conference room, because, you know, we're gonna need 'em.
Next Meeting:
February 2026: "The Month of Mayhem Continues... "
View more decisions from the February meeting.
Remember, folks, the meeting minutes are confidential, so please keep your notes to yourself. Or not. We don't really care.
See you all next month... maybe