MEETING OF THE MAYHEM - DECISIONS

DECISION LOG

• Decision 1: "The Great Sock Puppet Uprising"
• Decision 2: "The Fjordian Fjord Fiasco"
• Decision 3: "The Coffee Machine Conundrum"
• Decision 4: "The Inflatable Chicken Crisis"

Decisions made by the MEETING OF THE MAYHEM on October 2025 are documented below:

DECISION 2: THE FJORDIAN FJORD FIASCO

On October 15th, 2025, the MEETING OF THE MAYHEM reached a decision regarding the Fjordian Fjord Fiasco.

After a heated debate, the following points were decided:

• Point 1: "The Fjords must be painted a more vibrant shade of blue."
• Point 2: "The Fjords must be protected from any further Norwegian attacks."
• Point 3: "The Fjords must be renamed to 'Fjordy McFjordface'."

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