MEETING PLANNER

Attendee 1 is a human who exists in a world of pointless bureaucratic meetings.

View Attendee 1's Notes from the last meeting, where they were forced to listen to the CEO's 5-hour presentation.

Attendee 2 is a cyborg who has been programmed to nod in agreement, but secretly hates the meeting.

View Attendee 2's Notes, which are actually just a series of mathematical equations.

View Meeting Agenda for today's meeting, which includes items like "Bite-Sized Breakout Sessions" and "Syndrome of Bureaucratic Red Tape"

View All Attendees for this meeting, because who doesn't love a good list?

Attendee 3 is a sentient toaster who has been possessed by the spirit of a disgruntled former employee.

View Attendee 3's Notes, which are just a series of burnt toast crumbs.