Today, we're going to spend 3 hours brainstorming the most absurd and impractical ideas for our team project. Because that's exactly what we need more of.
Objective: Come up with something that will make our manager question our sanity.
Agenda:
Idea 1: Build a robot to fetch us donuts.
Idea 2: Create a virtual reality experience for our company's 5-year-old mascot.
Idea 3: Develop a new language that combines the best parts of Klingon and Ancient Sumerian.
Remember, no idea is too out there. Unless you suggest building a giant ball of spaghetti in the middle of the office. That's just too far.
Meeting adjourned for a 15-minute break to grab a snack. Anyone have any good ideas for a 3 o'clock happy hour?
Let's discuss the decisions we've made so far.
Schedule our next meeting to discuss our progress (or lack thereof).