Surprise Birthday Party

Agenda

10:00 AM - Cake Time!
- Blast off into a sugar high with a towering birthday cake, complete with candles that will inevitably get extinguished by John's cat.
10:15 AM - Gift-Giving Gauntlet
- Face your fears and give gifts to John, who will inevitably return the favor with an awkward hug.
10:30 AM - The Birthday Boy Speaks!
- John will attempt to say something profound, but it'll probably just be 'I'm old.'
11:00 AM - Lunchtime!
- Stuff your face with pizza and regret every life choice that led you here.
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Side effects of this meeting may include, but are not limited to: increased sugar highs, decreased productivity, and irreversible damage to John's ego.

Next meeting: The Annual 'Who Forgot Their Birthday?' Meeting (TBD)

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