Thursday, March 1st, 2023 - Meeting Planner Extravaganza

Goals for Today's Meeting:

Discuss the finer points of procrastination techniques with Bob.
Plan a surprise party for Karen's birthday, which is actually in April.
Decide which pizza toppings to order for lunch.

Agenda items:

Procrastination Techniques

Procrastination Techniques

Today, we will discuss the art of doing nothing. Specifically:

Making to-do lists and then forgetting them.
Watching cat videos instead of working.
Napping in the supply closet.

Bob, take it away!

(Note: This is not a real productivity technique. Do not try this at home.)

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Surprise Party Planning

Surprise Party Planning

We will throw Karen a surprise party! But, uh, it's actually just a normal day.

We'll have:

Cupcakes.
No, wait, we're having pizza!
More cake.

We'll invite:

Everyone.
Except for Bob, because he's not invited.

It'll be a blast!

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Pizza Topping Debate

Pizza Topping Debate

This is where things get heated.

We need to decide:

Pepperoni or Sausage?
Do we get extra cheese or just regular cheese?
Is pineapple on pizza a crime against humanity?

Discussion will be led by Bob, who will inevitably side with pepperoni.

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