Break Room Buddies Meeting Agenda for 2024-03-20
Item 1:
Discuss the merits of microwaving last night's leftover pizza for lunch vs. ordering takeout
Proceed to Item 2: Coffee Machine Settings
Item 2:
Adjust the coffee machine settings to dispense exactly 4.72 cups of coffee per pot, as per Dave's personal request
Back to Item 1: The Pizza Paradox
Item 3:
Schedule a meeting with the IT department to discuss the mysterious case of the missing stapler jam
Proceed to Item 4: The Great Stapler Debate