Meetings are a breeze when you don't have to leave the house!
Our Away Meetings platform is designed to make your productivity plummet even further.
Just click on a meeting invite, and our AI will automatically generate a series of increasingly absurd reasons for you to stay home:
- My internet is down, but only for this meeting
- My cat needs me to feed them, but they're secretly just a robot
- I have a "sudden case" of the Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays...
- I've been kidnapped by aliens, but they're really cool and let me attend virtually
And don't worry, our platform is 100% confidential. Your boss will never know you're actually just playing Solitaire on your couch.