Welcome to the ultimate meeting planning tool for the most creative and unapologetic excuse makers!
I'm so sorry I'm late, but my flight was delayed due to unforeseen circumstances! I had to make an emergency landing in a nearby cornfield to refuel with some free-range chicken.
Learn more about the perils of flight delaysI'm not available to attend the meeting because I'm currently recovering from a vicious squirrel attack. The wounds are healing, but the trauma remains.
Read about the dangers of squirrel-human relationsStill can't make it to the meeting? Try generating another excuse: Generate Excuse