Step 1: Troubleshooting the Coffee Machine Malfunction

Problem: Coffee Machine Not Spewing Coffee

Apparently, our beloved coffee machine has stopped functioning properly. This is not only a tragedy, but also an emergency.

First Things First:

• Check the power cord. Is it plugged in? Duh, seriously?
• Has it been properly calibrated? Maybe it's like that one coworker who always needs to "realign" their chair.

Next Steps:

• Call in the experts. Like, actual experts. Not just that one IT guy who thinks he's an expert because he's got a YouTube certification.

Additional Resources:

• Coffee Machine User Manual
• Warranty Info (just kidding, it's been out of warranty since 2018)