Wild Animal Attack Meeting Excuse Generator
Oh no, it's happened to us all!
I was attacked by a wild animal on my way to our meeting!
A rampaging rhino ran into my living room and I had to chase it out with my trusty spatula. I'm still shaken, but my nerves are a bit raw.
I'm sorry to say that I accidentally drove past a wounded gator on my way here, and now I'm feeling pretty nervous.
A lost and confused chimpanzee stumbled into my backyard and I gave it a friendly pat on the back. I'm just worried about its recovery now.
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