Present: John, Jane, Steve, Bob.
The apocalypse was discussed, again.
Steve: "I've got it, folks! We can all just hide in the bunker under the golf course and wait for the world to end."
John: "But, Steve, we can't fit all 7.4 billion people in a bunker that size."
Jane: "Details, details. We'll just have to get rid of some of the less productive members of society."
Bob: "I'm with John. We don't want to be stuck with any more of those useless politicians."
Decision: Bunker not viable. Meeting adjourned.
Next meeting: Same time, same place. Same apocalypse.