Meetings of the Apocalypse

Welcome to the meetings that will determine the fate of humanity. Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, try to arrive on time.

Meeting 1: The Great Debate

Join us as we discuss the merits of pineapple pizza versus non-pineapple pizza. Will our society crumble beneath the weight of this existential crisis?

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Meeting 2: The Apocalypse Budget

We will allocate our limited resources to decide how many zombies we can afford to have at the office. Don't forget to bring your calculator.

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Meeting 3: The Post-Apocalypse Review

Join us as we reflect on the successes and failures of our apocalypse planning committee. Free donuts for all attendees!

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Meeting 4: The Unexpected Uprising

We have a surprise visitor joining us, but we're not entirely sure who or what it is. Bring your wits and your best "I told you so" faces.

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