You have been invited to attend the most exciting meeting of your career!
Meetings are where heroes are made, or in our case, where coffee is spilled.
Please, for the love of all things sane, try to stay awake.
View the meeting plan for today's extravaganza.
Important Notice:
Please do not attempt to escape or flee the conference room. The door is locked, and the snacks are on us.
Agenda:
Don't forget to wear your best "I'm-a-functional-member-of-the-team" face!
Your Meeting Hosts:
Jane, John, and a mysterious figure in a black suit