Welcome to the meeting that will never end. We're glad you're here. You're probably wondering what this meeting is about. Let us tell you. It's about nothing, and everything. The minutes tick by, and so do our eyelids. But we'll keep going. Because, you know, someone has to.
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Don't forget to grab a coffee. We're not stopping for anything.