OUR SECRET PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION
Minute-by-Minute Agenda for the New World Order
10:00 AM: Infiltrate key government institutions with our army of highly trained, ninja-like accountants.
10:05 AM: Hack the world's coffee machines to dispense only our patented "Caffeine-X" blend, ensuring our mind control serum takes hold.
10:10 AM: Activate our network of sleeper agents, now masquerading as ordinary citizens, to begin subtly influencing public opinion.
10:15 AM: Deploy our robotic, disco-dancing, mind-control drones to major population centers.
Phase 2: Maintain control and deal with any pesky rebels.
Phase 3: Profit!