Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the optimal number of donuts to consume before the meeting.
Apologize for not wearing socks, introduce the new intern, and pretend to care about last week's project status.
Review the agenda, revise the meeting's purpose, and pretend to be interested in the minutes from the last meeting.
Consume excessive amounts of coffee, pretend the break is a "team-building exercise," and contemplate the meaning of "breakfast."
Engage in heated debates about the merits of beige versus gray, and wonder why the copier always jams.
Conclude with a sense of urgency, pretend to have accomplished something, and wonder why the meeting never ends.
Leave the conference room, pretend to be exhausted, and wonder where the meeting was.