Phase 1 Execution - 60 Minutes of Meeting Time

1:00-2:00 PM: Arrival and Small Talk

Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and the optimal number of donuts to consume before the meeting.

2:00-3:00 PM: Introductions and Apologies

Apologize for not wearing socks, introduce the new intern, and pretend to care about last week's project status.

3:00-4:00 PM: Agenda Review and Revision

Review the agenda, revise the meeting's purpose, and pretend to be interested in the minutes from the last meeting.

4:00-5:00 PM: Break and Snack Time

Consume excessive amounts of coffee, pretend the break is a "team-building exercise," and contemplate the meaning of "breakfast."

5:00-6:00 PM: Theoretical Discussions

Engage in heated debates about the merits of beige versus gray, and wonder why the copier always jams.

6:00-7:00 PM: The Final Stretch

Conclude with a sense of urgency, pretend to have accomplished something, and wonder why the meeting never ends.

7:00-8:00 PM: Departure and Goodbyes

Leave the conference room, pretend to be exhausted, and wonder where the meeting was.

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