Minute-by-Minute Meeting Agenda for the Utterly Unenthused

9:00-9:05: Arrival and existential dread [Zoom in for existential crisis]
9:05-9:10: Introduction and forced small talk [Zoom out for a break]
9:10-9:20: Agenda item 1: Discussing the meaning of life [Zoom in for a deeper discussion]
9:20-9:40: BREAK! [Zoom out for a snack]
9:40-10:00: Agenda item 2: The importance of deadlines [Zoom in for a deadline]
10:00-10:30: Agenda item 3: The meaning of productivity [Zoom out for a break]
10:30-11:00: Conclusion and forced smiles [Zoom in for a group hug]
11:00-11:30: Post-meeting debrief and existential dread (again) [Zoom out for a final goodbye]