Minute-by-Minute Meeting Agenda for the Utterly Unenthused
9:00-9:05:
Arrival and existential dread
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9:05-9:10:
Introduction and forced small talk
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9:10-9:20:
Agenda item 1: Discussing the meaning of life
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9:20-9:40:
BREAK!
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9:40-10:00:
Agenda item 2: The importance of deadlines
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10:00-10:30:
Agenda item 3: The meaning of productivity
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10:30-11:00:
Conclusion and forced smiles
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11:00-11:30:
Post-meeting debrief and existential dread (again)
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