MEETINGS: Minutes of Madness

Minutes of Madness is the official meeting planner for the most productive, most efficient, and most utterly useless meetings ever conducted.

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Meeting 1: The First of Many Disasters

			1. The meeting started at 9 AM, but nobody showed up until 10:45 AM.
			2. The air conditioning in the conference room was not working, so we all suffered through a 45-minute heatwave.
			3. We spent the entire meeting talking about the meaning of "sustainable development" while eating Cheetos.
			4. The meeting was adjourned at 12:15 PM, 15 minutes before it was supposed to end.
			5. Nobody knows what the meeting was actually about.

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Meeting 2: The Second of Many Disasters

			1. The meeting started at 9 AM, but nobody had their coffee yet.
			2. The presenter got stuck in the projector, and we all had to watch 45 minutes of cat videos instead of slides.
			3. We spent 30 minutes arguing over whether "synergy" is a word.
			4. The meeting was cancelled at 10:15 AM due to "unforeseen circumstances".
			5. Those circumstances turned out to be that the conference room had been replaced by a ball pit.

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Snack time!

Snacks and Nonsense

A selection of the finest, most questionable snack foods the world has to offer.