MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES! 🎉

January 1, 2024 - 10:00 AM - The Conference Room

AGENDA:

10:00 AM - Arrival of the Coffee Machine
10:15 AM - Introduction to the Agenda, by the Agenda
10:30 AM - Discussion of the Important Things
12:00 PM - Lunchtime! (BYOD - Bring Your Own Donuts)
1:00 PM - More Important Things
3:00 PM - The End of the Meeting, and the Start of the Nap Time

AGENDA NOTES:

Important People to Praise:
Important People to Praise
Important Things to Remember:
Important Things to Remember

Important People to Praise Important Things to Remember

Important People to Praise:

Today, we will be praising:

The Coffee Machine, for its unwavering dedication to the craft of caffeine
The Donut Lady, for her exquisite pastry-making skills
The Meeting Chairman, for his ability to make everyone feel guilty

Important Things to Remember:

Don't forget to:

To turn off your phone, or risk being publicly shamed by the Meeting Chairman
Bring your own donuts, or starve in a sea of disappointment
To wear comfortable shoes, as you will be walking to the copier 12 times