We started by discussing the progress of "The Project". Brian "The Meeting King" mentioned that it's "on track" while simultaneously glancing at his watch. Lisa "The Coffee Snob" complained about the lack of decent coffee in the break room. Tony "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch" showed up late and asked if anyone had seen his lunch.
After a heated debate about the meaning of "on track," we moved on to discussing the month's deadlines. It was decided that they were all "very close" to being met, except for one person who was "completely lost." That person was later identified as Tony "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch." He swore it was a valid excuse this time.
Finally, we discussed who ate the last donut. It was a contentious topic, with several people accusing each other of the dastardly crime. In the end, we concluded that it was probably eaten by the "Donut Bandit" who was never seen or heard from again.
The next meeting is scheduled for 2024-03-04. Don't forget, or you'll end up like Tony "The Guy Who Always Forgets His Lunch."
AGENDA FOR NEXT MEETING