Today's meeting has officially devolved into a catastrophe of epic proportions. The air is thick with tension, and the coffee machine has been possessed by the spirit of a thousand failed expectations.
As of 3:47 PM, the discussion on "Project Management" has been hijacked by the "Tech Talks" subcommittee, who insist on using Comic Sans to present their PowerPoint slides.
Meanwhile, the "Project Manager" has gone AWOL, leaving behind only a cryptic message scrawled on the whiteboard in blood red letters: "I'M OUTTA HERE."
Will we survive this meeting? Only time will tell. But for now, we'll just have to suffer through another 37 minutes of "Tech Talks".