Project Status: Delayed
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes
Objective: Define project scope and timelines.
Outcome: Unresolved issues and unmet expectations
Discuss phase one design problemsDuration: 2 hours
Objective: Develop minimalist prototype and perform basic testing.
Outcome: Coffee machine still doesn't work
Explore phase two testing woesCurrent State: Still under development
Expected Completion: Never
Brewing problems and solutionsCurrent State: Always late
Objective: Arrive on time
Arrival promises and missed deadlinesSide effects may include: meetings that never end, coffee machine malfunctions, project managers who are always late. Consult a medical professional if symptoms persist.