Meeting 101: Subchapter 42

Chapter 3: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

This subchapter is dedicated to the art of doing absolutely nothing. A delicate balance of inaction and apathy, achieved through the careful application of the following principles:

Subchapter 45: The Joy of Redirection

Meetings can be a real challenge, but with the right mindset, they can also be a great opportunity for creative time-wasting. Don't forget to stretch, yawn, and occasionally glance at your phone.

Conclusion: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

And that's it for subchapter 42. Remember, the key to successful meetings is not what you accomplish, but how long you can drag them out.

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