Sprint Report: A Study in Chaos

Our team's collective sanity has been tested, nay, destroyed during this sprint. Here's a summary:

• Velocity: 0.5 miles per hour (yes, we're a joke)
• Retrospective: We ate too much coffee
• Milestones: Not met

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Our team's collective sanity has been... rearranged. Please send help.