Standup: Action Item #2
Because, apparently, someone thought this was a good idea
You're looking at the infamous Action Item #2. This is the one where we discuss the intricacies of procrastination and the importance of doing nothing.
Subtopics:
- Issue 1: The Art of Procrastination as a Performance Enhancer
- Notes from the Previous Meeting: "How to Do Nothing and Look Good Doing It"
- Agenda for the Next Meeting: "The Joy of Doing Nothing (Again)"
Remember, folks, the key to success is not to do anything. Repeat that in the comments below: