MEETING OF THE UNWITTY

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The Coffee Machine is Broken
• Item 2: The Intern is Late Again
• Item 3: Who Eats the Last Donut in the Break Room?

Action Items:

• Fix the Coffee Machine
• Scapegoat the Intern
• Conduct an Emergency Donut-ectomy

Subtopics:

• The Great Donut Heist
• The Donut Thief's Motivations

Adjourned until the next meeting. Don't forget to bring your own chair.