What is a Standup?
A Standup is a meeting where we all get together and pretend to be productive while secretly browsing Reddit.
Why Do We Have Standups?
We have Standups because our manager thinks they're a good way to "boost morale" and "improve communication". In reality, they're just an excuse for us to eat free donuts and complain about the weather.
What Happens During a Standup?
We take turns telling each other about our "accomplishments" while actually just making up nonsense about our "tasks" and "projects". It's a real thrill-ride.
See the Standup To-Do List