Techno-Pink: The Color Scheme That'll Make You Question Sanity

After weeks of debate, we've finally settled on the most aesthetically pleasing color scheme in the history of meetings: Techno-Pink.

A bold, eye-searing combination of pink and black, Techno-Pink is guaranteed to make your eyes water and your coworkers question their life choices.

Features of Techno-Pink include:

• A 50/50 split between pink and black, because who needs balance, anyway?
• Enough pink to blind anyone within a 5-foot radius
• A black background that's almost, but not quite, not too dark