Today's Schedule:
| Time | Event | Location | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 09:00-09:30 | Break Time: Coffee and Caffeine Overload | Break Room B | Important: Do Not Enter Without A Caffeine-Fueled Manic Episode |
| 10:00-11:00 | Coffee Machine Maintenance: AKA The Daily Grind | Break Room B | Please Do Not Touch The Coffee Maker. It's Not A Toy. |
| 11:00-12:00 | Lunchtime: The Most Important Meal of the Day | The Cafeteria | Please Do Not Discuss Politics Or Your Mother's Cooking |