Today's schedule is brought to you by the all-knowing, all-seeing High-Priestess.
The High-Priestess has prepared the following rituals for today's fortune telling:
Remember to wear your finest crystals and most comfortable athleisure wear for optimal spiritual experience.
Please do not feed the High-Priestess's cat, Mr. Whiskers, as he is on a strict diet.
Any attempts to steal the High-Priestess's sacred crystal collection will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: banishment, cursing, and/or spontaneous combustion.