Pre-Ritual Checklist:
- Ensure the flags have not been washed in at least 7 days.
- Perform a quick scan for any hidden messages or symbols.
- Burn the flags in a well-ventilated area.
Warning: Burning Flags may cause:
- Flag-related trauma.
- Coughing.
- Temporary blindness to the color red.
Post-Ritual Protocol:
- Take a selfie with the smoldering remains.
- Post on the Flag-Burning Socials.
- Repeat the incantation of the High Priestess: "By the power of the burning flags, I have released the energies of the past!"
Side Effects:
- Temporary euphoria.
- Long-term effects unknown.
Flag-Burning Remedies: For When Things Get Too Real
Rituals of Replacement: When the Flags Just Won't Burn