Meeting Purpose:
Discussing the finer points of flag burning as a form of protest, including but not limited to: optimal flag size, burning temperature, and post-burn flag disposal methods.
Note: Please do not actually burn any flags during this meeting.
Discussion Items:
1. Should we have a flag burning station set up in the conference room?
2. Can we get a bulk order of flags for the meeting attendees?
3. Are there any flag burning laws we should be aware of?
Some useful tips for flag burning newbies:
1. Use a lighter, not a match, for more control.
2. Don't burn your fingers, use a flag holder.
3. Consider a wind-resistant flag design.
A few rules to keep in mind:
1. Don't burn the company flag, it's just a flag.
2. Respect the flag burners, don't interrupt.
3. Don't assume everyone loves flag burning, be considerate.