MEETING SCHEDULE

Today's Schedule:

Item 1: Coffee
Item 2: More Coffee
Item 3: The Actual Meeting
Item 4: The After-Meeting Meeting

Item 3: The Actual Meeting is about to begin. Please take your seats.

Note: The "Item 3: The Actual Meeting" page will likely be a simple text page, but the "Item 4: The After-Meeting Meeting" page will likely be a satirical take on the original meeting, with absurd topics and outcomes. Example: Item 4: The After-Meeting Meeting might look like this:

The After-Meeting Meeting

Where we spend 4 hours discussing the same points we just spent 2 hours discussing, but in reverse.

Re-reading last week's agenda
Debate the finer points of 'who ate the last donut'
Discuss the merits of 'should we take a longer lunch break?'

This would link to: Re-reading last week's agenda which would be a simple text page with a sarcastic message, like:

Re-reading last week's agenda

Because we clearly didn't get enough work done last time, we're re-reading it all again.