TEAM BUILDING

10:30 AM - The most productive time of the day. Or so we tell ourselves.

Agenda for today's meeting:

1. Discuss who ate the last donut in the break room.
2. Determine why the copier always jams at 2:14 PM every Friday.
3. Minute 1: Who has the best cat?
4. Minute 2: Who has the worst haircut?
5. Decide on the best pizza topping: Pineapple or not.

11:00 AM - The meeting that never ends.

12:00 PM - Lunchtime! (Maybe.)

2:00 PM - The meeting that never started.