Agenda for Team-Building Meeting 2:00pm

2:00-2:30pm: Icebreaker Session

Team members will participate in an activity designed to foster awkward silence and forced camaraderie.

Free time for team members to consume stale office coffee and rehash the morning's most cringeworthy moments.

Test your knowledge of the company's history, products, and management's questionable life choices.

Participate in a thrilling round of "Escape the Cubicle" – will you make it out alive?

Remember, team building is a real thing, right?