Rule 1: You must participate. Failure to do so will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of the CEO's rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out."
Rule 2: All participants must wear the provided neon-colored name tags. Those without one will be forced to wear a "I'm with Stupid" sign.
Rule 3: No actual breaking of ice. We're a team-building event, not a kindergarten playdate.
Cheat Sheet for Rule 3: Icebreaker Edition
Please note that the provided snacks are not actually edible. They're just for show.
The meeting planner reserves the right to change the rules at any time. Don't say we didn't warn you.
By participating, you acknowledge that you've been warned.