Meeting 2: The Inevitable Disaster

Yesterday's meeting didn't go so well. We had a "brainstorming session" that devolved into a full-blown food fight. Today's meeting will be a "team-building" exercise where we'll attempt to reenact a dramatic reenactment of the 1985 classic, "The Revenant."

Join us in the conference room for an afternoon of:

1. Watching a 3-hour long presentation on "The Art of Suffering in Silence" by our fearless leader, Bob.

2. A 2-hour long break where we'll reenact scenes from "The Revenant" using only our imagination (and some questionable acting skills).

3. A "group discussion" where we'll discuss the finer points of our company's new "Zero-Productivity Initiative."

Tomorrow's Meeting 3: The Great Escape Learn more about the people who will be trapped in this meeting with you. Frequently Asked Questions (about meetings) (Note: Meeting attendees are advised to bring a snack, as the company's "free food" budget has been mysteriously "reallocated" to the marketing department.