Team-Building Meeting Minutes - "Surviving the Apocalypse" Edition

Attended by: Bob, Carol, Dave, and Alice.

Objective: To discuss emergency protocols for the impending zombie outbreak.

Action Items:

• Establish a clear chain of command in case of a zombie apocalypse.
• Identify safe zones and emergency escape routes.
• Assign a designated "tunnel runner" to secure supplies.
• Develop a plan for rationing the limited supply of ramen noodles.

Next meeting: Meeting 2: Zombie Protocol Revisions