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Progress Report: Meeting Planner 9000, Session 001

Team: The Ineffable Ineptitudes

Progress report for the meeting held on 2023-02-27 14:30:00.

Attendees:

John, the guy who always eats the last donut
Jane, the expert at making everyone feel uncomfortable
Bob, the one who always asks the most questions

Agenda:

Item 1: "The Great Debate on the Best Pizza Topping"
Item 2: "The Importance of Properly Labeling the Break Room Coffee Mugs"
Item 3: "The Secret to Making Everyone Hate the Meeting"

Discussion:

Item 1: "The Great Debate on the Best Pizza Topping" was a resounding success, with 3 out of 5 attendees passionately arguing that pineapple belongs on pizza.

Item 2: "The Importance of Properly Labeling the Break Room Coffee Mugs" was a close call, with 2 out of 5 attendees successfully labeling 5 out of 10 mugs.

Item 3: "The Secret to Making Everyone Hate the Meeting" was a team effort, with all 5 attendees contributing their expertise in awkward silences and pointless tangents.

Next Steps:

Implement Item 1: Pizza Topping Committee to be formed.
Item 2: Labeling the Break Room Coffee Mugs to be reviewed and revised.
Item 3: A meeting to discuss why meetings are the worst will be scheduled for next week.

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